Random Wisdom

Go to your music player of choice (in this case, winamp) and put it all on "shuffle." Say the following questions aloud(or not as you prefer), and after each one press play(or next). Use the song title as the answer to the question.

1. What do you think of me, random music player?
Air - Playgroung Love
2. Will I have a long and happy life?
Interpol - NARC
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Elgar - Pomp and Circumstance
4. What does my S/O think of me?
Bach - Concerto for two violins
5. Do people secretly lust after me?
Whipping Boy - Tripped
6. How can I make myself happy?
Sheryl Crow - C'mon C'mon
7. What should I do with my life?
Muse - Interlude
8. Why must life be so full of pain?
Wilco - Pieholden suite
9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Muse - Butterflies and Hurricanes
10. Will I ever have children?
Muse - Space Dementia
11. Will I die happy?
Snow Patrol - Ask me how I am
12. Can you give me some advice?
Emilliana Torrini - Easy
13. What do you think happiness is?
Stereophonics - I wouldn't believe your radio
14. Do you have any advice to give over the next few hours/days?
Kings of Leon - Day old Blue